I WOKE UP SO LATE OOPS: Dealer quest

[fullhoused]

[WELL WHATEVER you're all in the casino now. Dealer has put you all in either a butler, maid, or sheep outfit.]

Are you all ready?

[exploradora times! weee might jsut have one giant thread instead of one thread for each person.]

((ACTUAL QUEST STUFF

eta: we done here!))

Comments

[folding_cranes]

I suppose you'd have to, being you as often as you are.

[femmefailtale]

Only every single day of my life, little lady. [This is a wink.]

[...Not that it's possible to tell.]

[folding_cranes]

[protip: wink the other eye]

That is more than a lot of us here, depending on how you think about it!

[femmefailtale]

[But then you still couldn't tell...]

Oh trust me, I don't envy anyone else out there who has to be me for a day. If you're not used to it, you're screwed.

[folding_cranes]

[give me your hand, i can sense these things]

It does seem as though there's a bit of a learning curve. Perhaps you would be able to give yourself some tips.

[femmefailtale]

[Lie detector handholds are the best kind♥]

Probably. Like for instance, never promise yourself anything 'cause you're always gonna weasel your way out of it.

[folding_cranes]

What if you promise to break the promise?

[femmefailtale]

Dividing by zero. World explodes.

[folding_cranes]

[giggles]

I suppose we couldn't have that. It sounds like great responsibility.

[femmefailtale]

[Ga-RIN.]

It's totally annoying as hell. All those promises smashed. This time I won't screw it up. This time I'll do it right. This time I won't try to hit on the cute girl I just met.

[folding_cranes]

I would say to do as you like, as you only live once, though here we seem to live quite a few times...

[femmefailtale]

I'm not really sure I could do what I want in the middle of someone else's casino floor, anyways.

[folding_cranes]

Is it difficult in this outfit?

[femmefailtale]

Oh no, I kinda like it.

Thing is, usually I don't wear this kind of thing.

[folding_cranes]

You wear it well, though. It's very cute.

[femmefailtale]

It suits you way better.

[folding_cranes]

Oh no, all of you look so much nicer! I can only hope not to bring down the quality too much!

[femmefailtale]

How 'bout once I get my mad photography skills back we have ourselves a little photo shoot and I'll show you just how wrong you are~

[folding_cranes]

You're a photographer?

[femmefailtale]

Among other things. I'm also a masseuse, a gambler, and I ran a find-anything service on the side.

[folding_cranes]

You certainly are a jack of all trades... How have you had time to do all those things while so young?

[femmefailtale]

I just kinda' picked them up. When your luck's this bad, you learn fast or things just go horribly wrong.

[folding_cranes]

But... A lot of those things seem like poor job choices to someone who is unlucky. I mean, unless you bet against yourself when you gamble...

[femmefailtale]

Gambling doesn't have a lot to do with luck.

It's all about how you carry yourself and bluff. Take that last game--Cardinal lost every round but we came out ahead.

[folding_cranes]

So... It had to do with knowing not to bet very much?